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Hedgehog Scarves Finally Come to the Gap
There’s no denying it: hedgehogs look good in scarves. Though scarves long been fashionable among the hedgehog elite, mainstream buyers are starting to take notice. Clothing retail giant Gap, a favorite among fashion-forward hedgies, has just announced a new line of neck wraps for the tiny mammals.
“Our scarves are designed with the modern hedgehog in mind,” says Gap designer Frederico Antione. “They are very flattering on the spikes.”
Via hellocerico.
Chicago Hedgehog Sues City After Falling Into Public Pool
A hedgehog named Pickles has brought a lawsuit against the city of Chicago after he inadvertently fell into the shallow end of a public pool, soaking his brand new quills.
The suit cites negligence and lack of proper signage, but most legal analysts see the case as frivolous, and likely to be dismissed by the court.
Via Lauren Serra.
Tiny Hedgehog Melts Hearts With Cuteness
An African pygmy hedgehog from Great Britain has been accused of possessing heart stopping cuteness without the proper license. Experts say untrained use of this level of cuteness can be extremely dangerous and, if convicted, the minimum sentence is 3-5 hours of snuggling.
Via Adam Foster.
Hedgehog Sues Dog Roommate for Back Rent
After two years of sharing an apartment, George the hedgehog is taking Art the dog to small claims court over six months of back rent.
George claims he fronted the money when Art lost his job as a Best Buy greeter. Art, who has yet to find work since being laid off in August, could not be reached for comment.
Via isaidDONTPANIC, Reddit.
DC Cops Bust Up Wild Valentine’s Day Party at Smithsonian Zoo
Residents of the Small Mammal House at the Smithsonian National Zoo are known party animals. But this morning’s Valentine’s Day Bash got so out of hand that Washington, DC police were called in to shut down the operation.
At least seven mammals have been charged with lewd behavior and disturbing the peace.
