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Wikileaks Document Dump Reveals Secret CIA Raccoon Spy Program

March 9, 2017 · Leave a Comment

Wikileaks has released a trove of documents containing details of CIA hacking tools and surveillance initiatives, among them, a top secret domestic spy program code named RocketEars, that enlists raccoons as listeners.

Security experts and journalists have been poring over the cache of leaked documents, collectively known as “Vault 7,” since Tuesday. Many explain security exploits used in consumer electronics like iPhones and Samsung TVs, which can be used to spy on targets. But the raccoon program is particularly strange.

“No one would ever suspect the raccoon rummaging through your backyard trash is working for the CIA,” says Dennis O’Conner, a security analyst and former consultant to the U.S. intelligence services. “It’s a perfect secret program. But what we don’t understand yet is how the raccoons communicate their surveillance back to base. They’re not the most reliable reporters.”

The Fluffington Post will update this story as it develops.

via Marslettuce

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Cat Can’t Unsee Raccoons’ Romantic Encounter

March 7, 2014 · Leave a Comment

Cat Can’t Unsee Raccoons’ Romantic Encounter

A cat named Sharon has lost significant sleep in recent weeks after witnessing a romantic liaison between two raccoons outside her Toronto home.

“Every time she closes her eyes, there they are,” says Isabel Parker, a family friend. “You know. Doing it. I think she’s traumatized.”

Sharon’s doctor has recommended sleep therapy and even prescribed pharmaceutical aides, to no avail.

As for the raccoons, local law enforcement has been looking into a string of lewd behavior offenses in the neighborhood, but pinpointed no suspects.

Submitted by Jaclyn Kelin.

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Evil Prairie Dog Demands 1 Billion Chestnuts

February 9, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Evil Prairie Dog Demands 1 Billion Chestnuts

A prairie dog super villain has sent word through the Montana State Police that he will do something nefarious unless a bounty of 1 billion chestnuts is paid.  Authorities are still trying to determine why the prairie dog is asking for chestnuts, since his species generally eats only grasses, seeds and roots.  One working theory is that he is in cahoots with the squirrel mafia of New York.

Via stevehdc.

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FedEx Cans Cat Caught Pilfering Packing Peanuts

February 4, 2012 · Leave a Comment

FedEx Cans Cat Caught Pilfering Packing Peanuts

A cat working at a FedEx sorting facility in Louisville, KY has been relieved of his duties after managers found that he was stealing packing materials.  The thefts had apparently been going on for at least three months, but only came to light recently when security camera footage emerged of the cat lazily batting the foam peanuts around his office.  

Cat psychologists describe this behavior among cats as, “painfully common,” which is likely why UPS stopped hiring cats in its sorting facilities in 2009.

Via Hybernaut.

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