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PHOTO OP: It’s Me!
PHOTO OP: It’s Me!
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Coworkers Call Cat’s Unorthodox Filing System Into Question
Coworkers Call Cat’s Unorthodox Filing System Into Question
Colleagues at the Price-Rite supermarket where Lola the cat is an assistant manager are questioning the cat’s rather unusual filing system. Problems started to arise when Lola when on vacation a two weeks ago and coworkers had trouble figuring out where important documents and invoices pertaining to certain distributors were found.
“It was madness,” said Dwayne Spellman, another assistant manager who covered for a couple of Lola’s shifts while she was out. “Okay, for example, she had our tuna distributors under ’D’ for ‘delicious,’ and the company we get grapefruits from was under ‘I’ for ‘icky.’ In what world does that make sense?”
Lola could not be reached for comment but store manager Sally Vogelsong offered a lukewarm defense.
“Look, are we going to have to update all the files? Yes, and it’s going to cost us,” she said, “but we never had any problems with Lola’s system until she went on vacation.”
PHOTO OP: I Say, Old Bean, It’s a Lovely Day
PHOTO OP: I Say, Old Bean, It’s a Lovely Day
Selfie-Loving Pup Snaps Photos 24/7
Selfie-Loving Pup Snaps Photos 24/7
by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent
Paws the dog has hopped on the selfie trend with an unmatched fervor, and has been posting Instagrams of himself non-stop for the past several months. In fact, he’s been so intent on constantly documenting his face that even while sleeping his natural reflex is to continue taking photos.
“I saw him napping the other day and he was still holding onto his phone,” roommate Darren Watson said. “Sure enough, I checked his Instagram feed and he’d posted three new selfies while he was asleep.”
Paws’ selfie barrage hasn’t helped his follower count, however. Though the dog had posted 6,807 selfies at press time, and a handful of food pics, his follower count has held steady at 23 for weeks.
“Everyone loves cut dog photos, but there’s only so much you can take before it just becomes noise,” said Watson. “He’ll have to figure that out on his own, though.”
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