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Guinea Pig Pwns N00bs in ‘Halo 3’
A guinea pig with the Xbox Live handle PiggySmalls69 has been dominating Halo 3 online play for weeks.
“He lurks around matches where new players join in,” says Xbox player RancidBlaster. “He plays like a n00b for a while, then just turns around and frags everyone. His stats are ridiculous.”
Via slappy_jackson23.
Cat Cuts Supply Lines to Living Room With Homemade Tank
Waffles the cat has blockaded critical supply routes to the living room after a successful push through enemy territory in a cardboard tank.
“Our food and medical provisions from the kitchen are completely cut off,” an allied soldier tells The Fluffington Post. “It’s a real mess out here. We’ve got to just keep our heads down until reinforcements arrive.”
Via Waffles the Cat.
PHOTO OP: A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Pug
Kashi, submitted by Joven Calingo.
Thumb Sucking Monkey May Need Braces
A baby white-collared mangabey born at the Paris Museum of Natural History has been advised by orthodontists that if he continues to suck his thumb, he’ll grow up needing a retainer – or worse, braces.
“Then, all the other monkeys will call him brace face,” says Dr. Jack Fogarty, DDS. “That’s preventable. We just have to correct this behavior early on.”
Via ZooBorns.
Mute Dog Inspires Nation
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Zabi the Pomeranian, as most folks will tell you, is a special dog. Apparently unable to produce even the faintest bark, Zabi has had to resort to alternative methods of communication.
By all accounts, he has adapted extraordinarily well. “He inspires me every day,” says Rachel Landers, the dog’s owner. “Normally, I would have no way of knowing if he was hungry or needed to go out. He just always finds a way.”
Via minimonkey.
