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Surfing Dog Is Cooler Than You

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Surfing Dog Is Cooler Than You

There are few certainties in life, but one of them is this: in all likelihood, this dog is cooler than you.  It doesn’t matter who you are, the simple fact is, you’re probably not a surfing dog.

According to sources, the dog’s coolness might actually be increasing.  

“He’s been skateboarding on the weekends and next week he’s going skydiving,” said one friend with knowledge of the situation.  "There’s just nothing that pup can’t do.“

Try not to let it get you down.

Via cbrownn_.

Black Cat Study Shows Decline in Bad Luck

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Black Cat Study Shows Decline in Bad Luck

Statisticians at Ohio State University have crunched 20 years of data on black cats and misfortune. What they’ve found is a steady decline in the correlation between bad luck and path crossing.

“20 years ago, if a black cat crossed your path, you were pretty much doomed,” says Kip Schuster, who led the study. “These days, the results are pretty negligible.”

A black cat in 2012 conveys nearly the same bad luck as a pineapple – “basically zilch,” says Schuster.

While the researchers are confident in their findings, they’re at a loss to explain the decline.

“Global warming? I don’t know,” says Schuster.

Via LeBrun.

Ferrets Can Snuggle Too, Say Ferrets

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Ferrets Can Snuggle Too, Say Ferrets

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

In an effort to prove that they are just as snuggly as other furry pets, a pair of ferrets are staging “snuggle-ins” around the U.S. Though this aggressive tactic could lead to further skepticism, reports indicate that Philby and Bärchen are in it to win it.

“They’re just tired of puppies and kittens getting all the glory,” says Taran Graham, a source close to the situation. “And, to a lesser extent, rabbits. They’re out to prove a point.”

So far, responses have ranged from “Aww?” to “What is that?”

“Some people just don’t understand it,” says Graham. “That’s OK. These things take time. Nobody understood it when Sonny and Cher first got together.”

Via Max Moreau.

Corgi Unhappy With Online Dating Service

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Corgi Unhappy With Online Dating Service

Tycho has been having no luck with the ladies, and now he’s blaming online dating site OkCorgi for his relationship woes.  According to the pup’s friends, Tycho has had a profile on the site for over nine months but has only been on two dates, and neither ended particularly well.
“I keep telling him he needs to fix up his profile,” said roommate Jon Berringer.  "Stop blaming the site when you list your favorite TV show as The Nanny.  I mean, c’mon… it’s 2012.  Of course he’s not getting any bites!“