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Cat Sues Russian Hotel Over Lukewarm Bath
An 8-month-old cat named Bear has filed a lawsuit against the Kassado Plaza Hotel in Moscow after he took what his lawyers are calling “an unacceptably lukewarm bath.”
“How is a cat supposed to prepare for a business meeting with Russia’s top export CEOs without a hot bath first?” said Larry Tisch, one of Bear’s three attorneys. “The answer is, he can’t. We’re suing for $1.1 million in lost earnings.”
Submitted by Katerina.
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Dog Watches Entire ‘Air Bud’ Series
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
In an act once considered unthinkable, Geoff the dog is reported to have watched the entire Air Bud film series today in a single sitting. Usually disregarded by the human public, the five-film saga about the sports-playing pup is virtually required viewing for dogs. That is, if they can actually get around to doing it.
“I thought he was going to quit around World Pup,” says Ted Gorman, a source close to the situation, referring to the third film in the franchise. “He was fidgeting and it looked like he was just going to shut it off. But wouldn’t you know, he stuck it out ’til Air Bud Spikes Back. I couldn’t believe it.”
While impressive, it should be noted that Geoff’s feat did not include the additional six Air Buddies films, centered around Buddy’s five adorable, talking puppies.
“Oh come on, everyone knows those aren’t official canon,” says Gorman. “Buddy’s not even in those ones, anyway. And the talking dogs… like, what is that?”
via @amazinggeoffy.
Criminal Cat Nabbed for Carjacking
Howard Monette, III (better known by his street name “Skittles”) was apprehended by police and charged with carjacking after he climbed into a parked vehicle and attempted to hot wire it.
“I was across the street, and I could see the cat climbing in the passenger-side window,” witness Kelly Crose tells The Fluffington Post. “I immediately called the cops. They got him.”
Submitted by Brian Dresher, by way of Stacy Dresher.
Kitties Exhausted After Strenuous Workout
A new kitty workout craze called “Meowrengue" is sweeping the nation and it is leaving cats everywhere tired, but in the best shape of their lives. The new fitness regimen combines elements of scratching, toy chasing, Tae Bo and Zumba.
"These are extremely up-tempo workouts that most cats aren’t used to,” said instructor Lizzy Anders. "But kitties generally find that they love it once their bodies get acclimated to the moves. They may be completely worn out after an hour of Meowrengue, but we have a kitty obesity epidemic in this country and more cats need to get active. This is a positive step toward creating a generation of healthier cats.“
Via adamsvisuals.
