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Cat Receives Secret Transmission From Rebel Alliance

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Cat Receives Secret Transmission From Rebel Alliance

A San Francisco-based cat named Mowgli has come into possession of an R2-series droid whose memory banks contain some sort of distress call, according to witnesses.

“It shows this hologram thing of some girl,” says Phil Cavanaugh, a friend of the cat who accidentally triggered the message while tinkering with the robot. “Something about Moby Don Shinobi? I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention. The thing makes a great scratching post, though.”

Via Chris Taylor.

Grown-Up Cat Still Likes to Go on the Internet

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Grown-Up Cat Still Likes to Go on the Internet

Last summer, The Fluffington Post profiled Pema, a 9-week-old kitten who enjoyed getting on the Internet nearly every day.

Now she’s all grown up, but her love of the Internet hasn’t faded a bit.

“Pema loves the Internet because it’s nice and warm,” says Karen Foster, a source close to the situation. “She’s a little bigger now, so we were worried she’d outgrow the Internet. But she manages to squeeze online even now.”

Submitted by Liam Longo.

Dog Reenacts Historic Chariot Battles

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Dog Reenacts Historic Chariot Battles

By mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent

Astro, a dog from Alpharetta, GA, has recently become involved in his local chapter of SCA, the Society for Creative Anachronism. As a new member, he is participating in local re-enactments of historic battles. 

Chapter president Alton Suther said, “Astro is a very helpful new member of the SCA. Although his primary interest is in ancient warfare and chariots, he’s been a big help at other re-enactments, too. He’s great at fetching historic swords and sticks. I just don’t have the heart to tell him that dogs didn’t actually ride chariots in ancient Greece. Oh, well.”

Via lesterhead.