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DNA Test Reveals Puppy Siblings Are Not Related

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DNA Test Reveals Puppy Siblings Are Not Related

Lab results sent to an Indiana home on Sunday confirm that Zayda, a 9-week-old German shepherd puppy, is not biologically related to her brother Zlaus.

“There were some eerie similarities there,” says Caitlyn Weastell, a source close to the situation. “They look a lot alike, and both hold a coffee cup with that weird pinky in the air. We just assumed they were related.”

The test revealed that they are not from the same litter.

“I don’t think it will change their relationship,” says Daniel Gomez, a close friend of both pups. “Zayda’s just a sister from another mister, as far as they’re concerned.”

Submitted by Kennedy Salts.

BREAKING: Squirrel May Have Been Spotted

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BREAKING: Squirrel May Have Been Spotted

The squirrel community is on high alert today after reports that one of their own may have been spotted while on a nut gathering mission in the backyard.

The Fluffington Post has obtained surveillance photos taken by Squirrel Team Alpha, the elite nut procurement intelligence agency within the squirrel nation.

“Team Alpha monitors their agents very closely,” said squirrel expert Professor Keith Hanson from Fordham University. “They watch the squirrels they have in the field to make sure they can pull them out quickly if anything goes wrong.”

Hanson thinks this may have been part of a training exercise, though.

“If they were on true high alert, and these photos actually leaked, I think you’d see a squirrel community on total lock down,” he said. “As it is, I saw at least twelve squirrels in the park on my walk over here.”

Via Corey Seeman.

Cat Starts Each Day with Meditation

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Cat Starts Each Day with Meditation

Zippo the cat needs his fifteen minutes of Zen each morning. Each morning before work, he takes some time to meditate and reflect on the upcoming day.

“For awhile he was doing his meditations on the couch, then it was in the tub in the bathroom, now he’s moved to the sunny spot in the living room,” said a source familiar with the situation. “Who knows why. Cats are weird, right?”

According to the source, Zippo needs his meditation to center himself before work.

“His day-to-day mostly involves short bursts of frenetic energy – running up the stairs, around the house, chasing small office supplies he’s batting in front of him, etc.,” the source speculated. “I think he just needs that calming moment before all hell breaks loose.”

Via tommyrumbers.