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Local Dog Tests Positive for Cute

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Local Dog Tests Positive for Cute

A local Corgi pup named Smalls has tested positive for cute. Friends suspected something was up with the puppy when he started to get extremely adorable late last week.

“We were really worried,” recounts Susan Wu. “We were sure it was something serious.”

Doctors say that while cute sounds scary, it’s nothing to fear.

“Smalls’ case of cute is most likely chronic,” said family veterinarian Dr. Angus Doubleday. “It’s distracting, but harmless. I think everyone should just enjoy it.”

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Kitty Strike Puts the Kibosh on Cute

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Kitty Strike Puts the Kibosh on Cute

Cat Local 103 has gone on strike, according to reports from Bloomberg Businessweek. The magazine is reporting that the union is demanding better working conditions and overtime pay and they are prepared to withhold cute for as long as it takes.

“These cats routinely put in 12 or 13 hour days and they’re only given 6 to 8 hours of napping time on average. That’s an untenable working condition,” cat union lawyer Terrence Ellis told Businessweek.

The cats will be meeting this evening to vote on an official list of demands.

The canine union, which last year went on strike for more frequent walks, could decide to stand with the cats, according to some reports. Those two unions working together would be unprecedented.

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Dog and Cat Roommates Share Bed to Save Money

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Dog and Cat Roommates Share Bed to Save Money

Budgets are still tight for Lola and Gracie, dog and cat roommates (respectively) who have been living together since college. Buying a second bed for the new apartment simply isn’t in the cards right now.

“They saved a bundle by just sharing one bed,” says Laney Cromwell, a source close to the situation. “It’s totally platonic. And they can keep the heat lower at night since they keep each other warm. It’s a pretty good arrangement if you ask me.”

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Cat’s New Game Room Is a Hit

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Cat’s New Game Room Is a Hit

A 4-year-old cat named Little Kitten from San Clemente, CA has been working tirelessly to turn the basement into a full-fledged game room, complete with a pool table and room for Twister.

At a private party on Sunday, she revealed the fruits of her labor.

“It is totally awesome,” says Karen Donaldson, who attended the bash. “We played Candy Land and Operation all night long! It’s great to have a dedicated space just for games.”

Little Kitten, an avid gamer herself, was sure to get in on the action. Numerous reports claim she ran the billiard table and dominated in an epic Mastermind tournament.

Submitted by Victoria Feasey.