Los Angeles Dog Can’t Find a Single Thing to Wear
Despite a closet full of clothes, Ruca Bean Yates-Mora (known as “Bean” to her friends) simply can’t decide on an outfit.
Retail therapy may be in order, according to sources.
Via Sarah Yates.
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Area Cat Scores Second Date After Romantic Evening at Home
Area Cat Scores Second Date After Romantic Evening at Home
Putting in long hours at the university has not left much time for Dr. Stewart McNutt of Burnt Hills, NY to find love.
But at the suggestion of a friend, he cordially invited a lovely lady cat over for a home-cooked dinner of New England salmon and heavy cream. Reportedly, it went very well.
“They’re on their way to becoming ‘Catbook Official,’ ” says a source close to the situation.
Submitted by Emily McNutt.
Golden Retriever Inherits Wide Swath of Land
Golden Retriever Inherits Wide Swath of Land
A Golden Retriever puppy named Kate has inherited 55 acres of open land from an unknown bequeather.
“The terms of the will state that the parties shall remain anonymous,” says Larry Gold, attorney for the estate that is giving up the land. “But needless to say, it was my client’s wish for Kate to have lots of room to run around and retrieve things.”
Via rilly_wut, Reddit.
Evil Prairie Dog Demands 1 Billion Chestnuts
Evil Prairie Dog Demands 1 Billion Chestnuts
A prairie dog super villain has sent word through the Montana State Police that he will do something nefarious unless a bounty of 1 billion chestnuts is paid. Authorities are still trying to determine why the prairie dog is asking for chestnuts, since his species generally eats only grasses, seeds and roots. One working theory is that he is in cahoots with the squirrel mafia of New York.
Via stevehdc.
3.5-Month-Old Polar Bear Cub Takes Toronto Zoo by Storm
A yet-unnamed polar bear cub, who was rejected by his mother at birth, has survived to the robust age of 3.5 months and made his debut at the Toronto Zoo. The adorable fuzzball sure is playful, and exhibits no signs of one day growing into a bloodthirsty, seal-killing machine.
You can enter a contest to name the little guy. May we suggest “White Thunder.”