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Squirrel Fashion Tip: Use Your Tail for a Hat
The latest trend among fashion forward squirrels? Using your tail for a hat. The trend, which was first introduced by avante garde designers on the runways of Milan last fall, is starting to catch on with mainstream consumers. "A squirrel’s tail is a readily available accessory,“ says noted rodent fashion expert Gisella Vasilieva, who also noted that it is a cheap way to complete any ensemble.
Via Runner Jenny.
PHOTO OP: Kitty Crafts
Via Mai.
Another Kitten Tragically Lost In Couch Cushions
In spite of warnings posted all around the living room, the couch at Matthew’s house has claimed another kitten. For the third time in a month, witnesses could only watch in horror from the ottoman on the other side of the room while the couch sucked the kitten into its cushions. According to the coast guard, once a kitten is stuck in the couch, there’s little hope of extricating it.
“I don’t know why Matt hasn’t gotten rid of that thing,” said one witness. “I mean, it has to be easier to get a new couch than to keep getting new cats, right?”
Via purplemattfish.
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Via Jessica Delgadillo.
Zebra Cop Disciplined For Getting Rowdy at Traffic Stop
A member of the zebra police force at the Great Arkansas Safari Adventure Park in Fayetteville, AR was put on paid disciplinary leave after becoming belligerent during a routine traffic stop. The animal reportedly became incensed when a patron at the park asked after being pulled over if he could “take a picture with the stripey horse.”
The zebra is expected to issue an apology next week.
Via Bob Jagendorf.
