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Fox’s Vacation Pics Were Photoshopped

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Fox’s Vacation Pics Were Photoshopped

When Gerald the fox returned to work earlier this week after seven days off, he could not stop bragging about his trip to Hawaii. He even passed around photos of all the great stuff he did while he was there.

At first, everyone around the office was jealous – until Tom Jowarski from the graphics department noticed something odd.

“I realized that the he was making the same facial expression in the surfing picture, the hang gliding shot and the one in front of the lava flow. Like, the exact same one,” said Jowarski. 

After a bit of careful analysis, it became clear that most of Gerald’s vacation snapshots were Photoshopped. The fox claimed he only did it because his camera’s SD card got corrupted and he lost his actual vacation photos – but he totally did all those things. Office mates aren’t so sure.

“Mary from accounting swears she saw him at Target last week,” said Jowarski. “I’m thinking he never went to Hawaii at all.”

Via dherman1145.

Cat Stuck to Ceiling Following Freak Gravity Accident

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Cat Stuck to Ceiling Following Freak Gravity Accident

Authorities are scrambling to figure out how to get Fluffer the cat down from the ceiling, where he has been trapped for five hours following a freak gravity accident early this morning.

Records indicate that there hasn’t been a gravity-related incident in nearly five years, until the fundamental force unexpectedly shut off at about 4:57am today. Fluffer was working in the control room when it happened.

“He was just sitting there, about to dunk his donut in a mug of coffee when, zoom, he zipped up to the ceiling and stuck there,” said Witney Lloyd, a co-worker who witnessed the incident from behind a pane of gravity-proof glass.

The situation has been stabilized, but gravity remains in flux and Fluffer is still stuck. Scientists from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California are said to be enroute to try to work out a solution.

We’ll continue to update this story as it develops…

Via padmepaws.

Futuristic Puppies Sleep in Adjacent Pods

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Futuristic Puppies Sleep in Adjacent Pods

In the future, we’ll all sleep in giant egg-shaped pod beds.

At least, according to puppy futurists Sammy and Wiggles. The two dogs, who are staff lecturers at the Rhode Island School of Design, presented a paper at a conference in Düsseldorf, Germany today, in which they assert that within the next decade, humans (and puppies) will begin sleeping in special pressurized, sensory deprivation eggs. The puppies claim that the pods will help us live longer.

“But they won’t be for cats,” according to the paper. Cats already live a long time, write the pups, so this new technology will just level the playing field.

Via heinkel_bkk.