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Pizza Restaurant Regrets Hiring Dog for Delivery Route
Big Timmy’s Pizzeria in York, PA is starting to regret its decision to hire a dog for some of its delivery routes.
“The biggest issue is that he can’t reach the pedals of the truck,” said Big Timmy’s founder Timothy Quattrucci. “We thought, who wouldn’t want their pizza delivered by an adorable puppy? But in retrospect, it wasn’t a well thought out idea.”
Quattrucci figured that the dog would be so popular that delivery orders would increase, but he’s since had to hire a driver to chauffeur the pup along his route.
“I think I’m losing money on this now,” he lamented. “Stupid, stupid, stupid!”
Via ali wade.
Local Cat Is Angry About Something
Friends are perplexed by what has a local cat named Swizzle in such a tizzy. The cat has reportedly been in a foul mood since Tuesday, but won’t let one why.
“Who knows what’s bothering him,” said Tucker Trahn, a close friend. “He came home from work in a total funk and was slamming doors all over the house. He won’t say anything about it, but he’s been angry for days now.”
According to Trahn the bad mood is unusual for Swizzle, who generally keeps his emotions close to the vest.
“I’m not surprised he won’t tell anyone what’s bothering him,” he said. “But I am shocked it has gone on this long. Something must really be chewing at him.”
Via jochie_boombastic.