Cat/Squirrel Roommate Conflict Reaches Head

Cat/Squirrel Roommate Conflict Reaches Head

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to reports, Lyle the cat has finally put his paw down after a series of infractions committed by his squirrel roommate, Buford. Sources close to the situation tell The Fluffington Post that Buford has been effectively locked out of the pair’s apartment since misplacing his keys this morning.

“It had to happen,” says James Runson, a friend of the two. “Buford was always borrowing Lyle’s DVDs and never returning them. Then there was the garbage situation – Buford would never do it when it was his week. He can’t keep track of his keys but he somehow has no problem leaving acorns all over the place. Somebody had to set him straight.”

Via squouse.