
Horse Caught Trying to Sneak Into R-Rated Movies
A two year-old colt named Samsonite was kicked out of the local cineplex on Friday evening after employees found him trying to sneak into an R-rated movie. The horse had apparently bought a ticket to see PG-rated ParaNorman, but at the last moment tried to sneak into adult comedy Ted.
“I think he thought we wouldn’t notice since Ted has been here a few weeks,” said theater manager Melissa LaPalme. "He was pretty embarrassed when we had to call his parents to pick him up. I don’t think he’ll be trying a stunt like that again.“
Via PilotGirl.
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