DC Cat Charged With First Degree Silliness
A Washington, DC cat named Nurgle was arrested and charged with three counts of first degree silliness late Friday. Witnesses say the 4-year-old feline was caught sniffing hair mousse caps, getting stuck inside Christmas tree boxes and being “rascally.”
Nurgle’s arraignment has been scheduled for April 26th.
Submitted by Piddlebucket.
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