Pretty Lady Kitty Turns Out to Be a Dude
Area residents were stunned to learn Wednesday that a local Siamese cat named Mary is not who she claimed to be.
“She’s very affectionate and such a well-behaved baby, which makes her the perfect cuddling buddy,” says Seth Bolo, a source close to the situation. “She’s about a year and a half now. The funny thing is, she turned out to be a he, so he’s now called Mario.”
Submitted by Seth Bolo.
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