Kitten ‘Deeply Saddened’ by Stewart/Pattinson Breakup
The recent news that vampiric heart throb Robert Pattinson was weeks away from proposing to girlfriend Kristen Stewart before she cheated on him has left one kitten utterly dismayed.
“I know Kevin is deeply saddened by this,” says Jeff Scoom of his feline friend. “He’s been wandering the streets trying to work it all out. I bet he’s wondering, ‘How could she do this to him?’ It’s just sad.”
Via Fu Xian.
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