REPORT: Cat Gets Crumbs All Over the Bed

REPORT: Cat Gets Crumbs All Over the Bed

Responding to a domestic dispute call earlier today, officers found a tense scene at an area household. 

“Basically, Bruce the cat loves to eat cookies in bed,” said Sgt. Pete Williams, who responded to the call. “Apparently, he’s not very neat about it and gets crumbs all in the sheets. His roommate had enough.”

Cyndy Collins, who lives with the kitty, called the cops to take Bruce away.

“Strictly speaking, getting crumbs in the bed isn’t something we can arrest for,” said Williams. “But I can sympathize. I hate when my wife snacks in bed.”

Via mycatbruce.