Puppy Executive Caught Shredding Important Documents

Puppy Executive Caught Shredding Important Documents

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission made a high-profile arrest this morning when it took Spot, the CFO of PuppyCorp into custody.  Spot, who is expected to be brought up on charges of tax fraud and insider trading, probably made things worse by shredding reams of important document shortly before his arrest.

“He definitely didn’t help his case,” said chief Fluffington Post legal analyst, Allistair Llewellyn.  "He also didn’t use a cross-cut shredder, so the SEC will have those documents reassembled in a jiffy… and they won’t be happy about the extra work they’ll have had to put in.“

Via janekuerschner.