Lab Accident Causes Dog Levitation

Lab Accident Causes Dog Levitation

A dog scientist is the latest victim in a growing number of industrial accidents at NASA’s Ames Research Center in California.  The accidents have called into question safety procedures at Ames and whether the research being conducted there is safe.

This latest mishap has left Dr. Skippy, a noted puppy and mediocre astrophysicist, unable to walk.  "Now he just kind of floats,“ said an Ames spokersperson of the dog’s condition. 

According to sources close to the situation, Dr. Skippy’s team was working on experiment involved dark matter and gravitons when an explosion rocked their lab.  After the smoke cleared, the dog was levitating and has been unable to return to earth. Scientists at Ames are working on a cure, but this is apparently uncharted territory.

Via greveholm.