Pup Inks 17-Page Christmas Wish List
Bruce is nothing if not thorough. A mere four days after Thanksgiving, the Pittsburgh pup has put the finishing touches on a 17-page list of things he’d like for Christmas.
“World peace is on there, but it’s number 26,” says Martha Stone, a source close to the situation. “Right beneath a Power Wheels Jeep.”
Via Adam Sacco.
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