
Puppy Learns ‘Bacon Shortage’ Was Just a Hoax
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
With rumors going around the internet that the world’s bacon would soon be in short supply, Sparky was a worried pup. One can imagine his relief, though, once the matter was revealed to be nothing more than a hoax.
“Oh, man, he was so happy,” says Brian Toomer, a source close to the situation. “Talk about a worst-case scenario. I mean, it was unsubstantiated to begin with. But try telling that to a dog.”
Via Blake Facey.
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