Area Cat Kinda Bummed About Being Named “Poo”
After 10 years, it just dawned on a local cat that her name may not be the cutesy moniker she once thought, but a shorthand for excrement.
Poo has reportedly been lazy and despondent ever since coming to the realization, but sources close to the situation suspect she will bounce back relatively quickly.
Submitted by Dawn Clancy.
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