No longer relegated to the overhead compartments like second-class citizens, all penguins now get a complimentary seat upgrade when flying with Delta Airlines.
It’s part of Delta’s new campaign to make penguins feel better about themselves since they can’t fly on their own.
Via Yahoo News.
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