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A new report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics finds that a growing number of employers are cutting costs by hiring Labrador Retrievers instead of humans for administrative jobs.
The cost/benefit gains on Retriever labor are apparent: They work for kibble, they don’t complain, and they rarely insist on matching 401k contributions.
Via every blog on the Internet.
4 Out of 5 Dentists Recommend Cats
A survey of the American Dental Association finds that 80% of professional mouth doctors recommend keeping your cat nearby while brushing and flossing your teeth.
“There’s no direct impact on dental health,” says Dr. Philip Amanpour, DDS. “But it’s a motivational thing. Who doesn’t want to have fresh breath for his kitty?”
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Via ucumari.
Having a Dog in Your Desk Decreases Productivity By 25%
According to new research from the National Association for Pet Friendly Workplaces, so-called “desk dogs” decrease worker productivity by up to 25%. "Let me be clear: dog-friendly work places are great,“ said spokesperson Cheryl McIntyre. "This study specifically addressed the growing phenomenon of desk dogs – tiny dogs kept in or on the desk. These types of dogs actually hurt an employee’s ability to get work done in a timely fashion.”
Via bunchofpants.
New Kitten Wrestling Champion Crowned
There is a new king of the World Kitten Wrestling Federation, and his name is Mittens. In a bout that was televised live on pay-per-view to over 18 million households, Mittens was able take the belt by pinning his opponent in the eighth round.
Via Malingering.
