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Hamster Cheats at Beer Pong Championship

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Hamster Cheats at Beer Pong Championship

Todd, an unranked hamster out of Ball St. University, drew suspicion when he came out of nowhere on Saturday to reach the final match of the National Collegiate Beer Pong Championship.  Critics became wary of Todd when his aim actually began to improve as he moved into the 4th and 5th rounds of the double elimination tournament.

“No hamster of that size can do what he did without some sort of funny business,” said a fellow competitor.  Competition organizers eventually suspended Todd after finding that he’d be filling his cups with apple juice the entire time.

Via JSitthi.

Many Koalas Work Second Jobs in Security

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Many Koalas Work Second Jobs in Security

Koalas have traditionally made ends meet by sitting in trees all day eating eucalyptus leaves. And while most signs point to a melting recession, a tough job market combined with rising oil and food prices has made the going tough.

That’s why koalas increasingly leverage their high perches for a second gig – surveillance.

“Private security companies will pay big bucks for ‘eyes in the sky,’ ” says Winston Ko, a business analyst who writes for Security Watch. “Koalas are in the right place at the right time, and many can use the extra cash.”

Via Megan Silea / San Diego Zoo.