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Polar Bear Is Sick of Lame Office Jokes
A polar bear working at a local area zoo is sick of all the office chit-chat. He doesn’t want to talk about the Republican primaries, he doesn’t care about the Pauly D spinoff show, and, yes, he has opinions about the Mad Men season premiere, but he doesn’t care to share them with colleagues.
“He just wants to come to work, do his job, and go home to his family, without all of that forced water cooler socializing. Is that so much to ask?” says the bear’s union rep, Tony Gagliotti.
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Cat Survives Close Call With Curiosity
It may be a trite prosaism that curiosity killed the cat, but try telling that to Emilio, a 7-month old kitten who was rushed to the ER following a particularly harrowing run-in with the stuff. The cat is resting comfortably in stable condition at this hour, but witnesses say it was touch and go for a little while.
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Puppy Pals Enjoy Baseball’s Spring Training
A pack of canine baseball fans may not have the money for box seats on the third base line, but a good time was had by all in the bleachers of an Orlando ballpark, where MLB teams are warming up for their upcoming home openers.
Submitted by Caitlin Fox.