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Kitten Somersault Goes Awry
The attempted somersault by an area kitten has completely and utterly failed, according to sources on the scene.
“Her posture is all wrong, her execution dreadful,” says Peter Kelling, a gymnastics coach for the U.S. national team.
It’s still unclear whether this will be a hurdle for the kitten to overcome, or a career-ending embarrassment.
Via Andre_A_Giant.
Morkies Bloom Early Thanks to Warm March Weather
Residents of the U.S. Northeast may have noticed many Morkies in full bloom thanks to some unseasonably warm weather.
Typically, most morkies don’t bloom until mid-April, but consistent temperatures in the low 70s have prompted early buds.
Via Nakore.
BREAKING: Kitten Wins Mega Millions Jackpot, Promptly Loses Ticket
The Fluffington Post has learned that a kitten from the Washington, DC area named Whitey held the winning ticket for tonight’s $640 million Mega Millions jackpot.
However, in a bout of hysteria, he crumpled the ticket into a ball, batted it around the room, and lost it under the fridge.
Via Belal Khan.
PHOTO OP: Dapper Cat
Via Cakper.
Guinea Pig Internet Usage On the Decline
A new report from market research firm eMarketer has found that Internet usage among guinea pigs is on the decline. "More guinea pigs are carrying mobile devices than ever before,“ said analyst Markkö Jacobson. "Increasingly, the Internet is becoming less important as more and more information is being consumed via apps.”
Indeed, a representative at Google told The Fluffington Post that guinea pigs accounted for over $75 million in Google Play app purchases in 2011, a number they project to more than triple this year.
Via rofltosh.
