PHOTO OP: Plaid Kitty
Via Jason Pier in DC.
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Local Cat Wants You to Raise Your Hands in the Air
According to a press release, a local cat wants you to raise your hands in the air and “wave them like you just don’t care.” It’s unclear what all this hand waving is meant to accomplish, but The Fluffington Post will update this story as more information becomes available.
Via Per Ola Wiberg.
Cool Dogs Don’t Play by Society’s Rules
Bear and Avery are the original cool dogs, and they won’t be contained. According to a spokesperson, the two bad ass puppies are hitting the road and plan to leave a trail of broken hearts in their wake. "They live life without abandon,“ said the spokesperson, "and they do so unapologetically. I, for one, applaud them.”
Via Pacdog.
Cat Bridge Project Delayed Due to Funding Snafu
The cat bridge project, which when completed will provide a link between the living room and dining room, has been seemingly cursed ever since ground was broken last week. First there was corruption in the bursar’s office, then seismic activity detected in the area of the couch, and now the household planning department has announced another delay due to an issue with the city-supported bonds being used to fund the project.
This will push the completion date for the bridge back to at least Thursday.
Via ShutterSparks.