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Pomeranian Terrorizes Neighborhood Cats
Police have received several complaints from local felines claiming an unidentified Pomeranian has been shouting and making lewd gestures at them from the street.
“We’re looking into it,” says officer Judd Kaplan. “Right now, we’re following a few leads, but so far the suspect has remained elusive.”
Via RevenantXero.
World Famous Juggling Dog Returns to Vegas Stage
Izzy the Frenchie is known the world over for her juggling talents and showmanship. After a year-long hiatus, Juggler’s Weekly is reporting that the performer has booked a month’s worth of shows at the Bellagio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.
Tickets go on sale this Friday, and entertainment industry watchers expect them to sell out within 24 hours.
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U.S. Military Testing Hover Dogs
According to a special report in The Atlantic, a DARPA-funded research project is currently testing hover dogs as a potential means of transportation over rocky terrain. The research takes advantage of what is called the Zero-G Growl Distortion Field, which allows dogs to hover after being trained to bark at their own anatomical resonance.
“Once a dog achieves resonance match, its fur will oscillate at such a high speed that the air around the dog’s body will bend – then BINGO, hover dog,” researcher Hans Applethorpe explained to The Atlantic.
If the project makes it out of the lab, dogs will likely be used for fetching things in the field.
Via RingoCalamity.
Baby Alpaca Makes Cover of ‘Hoof Magazine’
It’s official. The highly anticipated cover of Hoof Magazine will feature Fifi, an adorable baby alpaca from the Golden Spirit Alpaca Ranch in Odessa, FL.
“It was a really tough decision this year,” says Grant Wild, executive editor at Hoof. “There were some beautiful giraffes in the running, and a great story about a cow who started her own clothing line. But in the end, Fifi was just too photogenic to pass up."
