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Neighbor Puppy Wants to Know If She Can Borrow a Cup of Sugar
The Fluffington Post has received numerous reports that the puppy next door is baking scones and just ran out of sugar. The recipe only calls for one cup, so if you can lend her some, she’ll return the favor by sharing said scones with you when they’re ready.
Thank you so much, she really appreciates it.
Via moonklght.
Nap-Induced Cramp Strikes Local Cat
By Scott Friesdstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to his owner, Sgt. Pepper the cat has been stuck in the same position for at least an hour following an exceptionally hard nap. “Oh, he loves his naps,” says Doris Bluth. “It honestly can’t be good for him, though, lying for hours like that. You OK there, Sergeant?"
Bluth tells The Fluffington Post that she had just finished her crocheting for the day when she heard a faint meow coming from the kitchen. "Usually that means he’s hungry,” says Bluth. “Oh, I hope he gets up soon. I’d help him out but he just looks so peaceful.”
According to Dr. Helen Pike, DVM, cats are advised to stretch for at least ten minutes before napping to prevent cramps, with light cardio exercise recommended for naps lasting eight hours or more. “There were certainly preventative measures this cat could have taken,” says Dr. Pike of Sgt. Pepper. “This is only temporary, though. He should be perfectly fine and back to normal in time for his next nap.”
Via Arkomas.
PHOTO OP: Skeptical Puppy Wants to Know What You’re Up To
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Prairie Dog Bluesman to Be Honored at House of Blues
Fats Grasser, a prairie dog harmonica virtuoso known for his mastery of the blues, will be honored in June at a tribute concert at the House of Blues in New Orleans, the legendary club announced today. The blockbuster lineup includes performances by Marcia Ball, B.B. King, Eric Clapton, Taj Mahal, Ben Harper and the North Mississippi Allstars.
Grasser will be presented with a gold plated copy of his 2001 record, “Desert Burrow Blues,” which went 2x platinum in the United States.
Via Keven_Law.
Cute Duckling Can’t Get Enough of Lame Joke
“What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?” asks Jennifer Lovegood. “Give up? Milk and quackers. Yeah. I know. It’s that bad.”
According to Lovegood, who serves on the local town council, an area duckling by the name of H.R. Flufnstuf just can’t stop with that joke. "All day long, he demands people tell him the joke, then he bursts out laughing while everyone else groans,“ says Lovegood. "I know he’s cute, but I mean, it’s seriously trying my patience.”
Bird psychologist Dr. Timothy Acker says this type of behavior is not uncommon among ducklings. “Ducks take a long time to develop a keen sense of humor,” Acker told The Fluffington Post via phone. “Sometimes it is 3 or 4 years before they can distinguish between a good joke and a crap one. You just have to give it time.”
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