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Physicist Realizes He Has One Cat

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Physicist Realizes He Has One Cat

Theoretical physicist Dr. Darwin Templeton could not be sure how many cats he had until recently when he opened his bag and realized that he had one cat. “Until I opened the bag I had an indeterminate number of cats.  There was just no way for me to know if I had one cat, two cats, a thousand,” he told The Fluffington Post by phone.  "And were those cats alive? Dead? Zombies?  I really couldn’t be sure until I opened the bag and – bam! – one cat actualized and ceased to be in quantum superposition with all other possible cats.  So there it is, I have one living cat, apparently.  Now… if only he’d come out of the bag…“

Via Charles Huss. 

Dog Finishes Internet, Finds the Whole Thing Kind of Boring

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Dog Finishes Internet, Finds the Whole Thing Kind of Boring

Darby, a local corgi pup, reportedly finished the entire Internet at 3:45 this afternoon.  According to sources close to the situation, he’s been browsing the web non-stop for the past 23 weeks and actually finished ahead of schedule.  Sources say that upon viewing the the last page of the last site, Darby let out a yawn, shrugged and went to play with a bone he had hidden behind the couch.

“He was clearly unimpressed.  I think especially once he got into the meme era, it started boring him – all that stuff about cats who can’t spell was totally not appealing to him,” says dog sociologist and behavior expert Terrence Gruber.  "On the other hand, he’s a dog, so who really knows what they’re thinking?“

Via z5.

Grown Guinea Pig Won’t Give Up Childhood Toy

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Grown Guinea Pig Won’t Give Up Childhood Toy

A Dutch guinea pig named Indiana Jones is suffering from a bit of separation anxiety. He simply refuses to forego his favorite childhood Teddy bear.

“We’ve tried embarrassing him, bribing him – even an intervention,” says Charles Felkas, a close friend of Jones. “He just takes that thing everywhere he goes.”

Submitted by Bieke Maes Fotografie.