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Local Dog Saves R2 Unit

May 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Local Dog Saves R2 Unit

A local dog is being hailed as a hero tonight after carrying a busted R2-series astromech droid over 50 miles across the desert on his back.  "A lot of people are going to say he was just doing what any loyal dog would do,“ said a source close to the situation.  "But think about what he did – those R2 units, especially the older models, weigh a ton.  Literally, they weight like two thousand pounds.  To carry one that far?  It’s nothing short of miraculous.”

The dog will be given a $5,000 reward and the key to the planet of Naboo as thanks for saving the valuable robot.

Via Jay7779.

Tagged With: animals, cute, dogs, puppies, refluffs, star wars

Cat Is Unimpressed by Death Star

May 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Cat Is Unimpressed by Death Star

An area cat reportedly thinks the Death Star is “no big deal.”  According to friends, Tima the cat just feels that way too much attention is paid to the giant star ship.  

“I think she’s just a little nonplussed, to be honest,” says Roger Anker, a long-time friend and confidant to Tima.  "I mean, it only took her two weeks to make her Death Star – and she built it from a kit.  So I think she’s just like, ‘Who cares?’“

Via me and the sysop.

Tagged With: animals, cats, cute, kitties, refluffs, star wars

PHOTO OP: Snoozin’

May 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment

PHOTO OP: Snoozin’

Via xenne.

Tagged With: animals, cute, dogs, puppies, refluffs

New Puppy Landspeeders Are More Efficient

May 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment

New Puppy Landspeeders Are More Efficient

Anti-Gravity Car & Driver magazine is reporting that the new XP-34 puppy landspeeders are more fuel efficient than non-puppy versions of the craft.  According to a press release from the Naboo-based Landspeed, Inc. (a division of General Motors), the puppy speeders use a newly designed version of the “repulsorlift” engine that is powered completely by kibble.

The puppy landspeeders will be on sale after the annual Galactic Empire auto show on Chandrila in June.

Via Soggydan.

Tagged With: animals, cute, dogs, puppies, refluffs, star wars

Cat Encases Enemy in Carbonite

May 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Cat Encases Enemy in Carbonite

According to numerous reports, area cat Lemonjello has encased fellow cat, Oranjello – a long-time nemesis – in carbonite.  The cryonic alloy is best known for its use in the movie Star Wars when Boba Fett utilizes it to freeze Han Solo in stasis to transport him to Jabba the Hutt.  Until Lemonjello used the substance on Oranjello, carbonite was thought to be fictional.

Via Rev. Xanatos Satanicos Bombasticos.

Tagged With: animals, cats, kitties, lol, refluffs, star wars

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