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Cat Disappointed by Tiny Laundry Basket
A feline by the name of Commander Jazz was saddened to discover he could barely fit a weeks’ worth of socks into his brand new laundry basket, let alone a full load.
“It hit him like a ton of bricks,” says Cody Orwell, commenting on his friend’s shocked expression. “Worst of all, he already threw out the receipt.”
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PHOTO OP: The Ship’s Cats, circa 1919
Chicago Pup Will Do Anything for Wine
Pop a cork off a bottle of Chardonnay within a two mile radius of Delilah, and she’ll come running. The 2-year-old pup from Chicago, IL has a penchant for whites, but she’ll settle for anything with a vintage older than she is.
Submitted by Amy Rubin.
Dog Wins Best Lawn Award for 3rd Consecutive Year
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
As the saying goes, every dog has its hobby. For Ralph, its his lawn.
Lovingly cared for, if slightly uneven, Ralph’s lawn is said to be the best canine-tended lawn in the eastern United States. In fact, it’s won him the coveted Best Lawn Award for the third year in a row. Despite the accolades, the proud pup doesn’t appear to have any particular lawn-growing secrets. According to a spokesperson, Ralph claims to use only Scott’s Turf Builder and water, long considered standard tools of the trade.
“This is just an exceptional lawn any way you slice it, ” says Hank Templeton, president of The American Lawn Society, presenting Ralph with his latest trophy. "Usually, we give this award to humans. Ralph is obviously an exception. As is his lawn.“
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PHOTO OP: Kitten Stretch
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