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Area Pug Can’t Stand Pajama Jeans

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Area Pug Can’t Stand Pajama Jeans

According to numerous sources on the scene, a local pug named Tosca goes totally bananas in the presence of Pajama Jeans. The pants, which are made using a pajama-like material fashioned to look like jeans, have been on the market for nearly three years and have sold millions of pairs, yet are for some reason very offensive to Tosca.

“I’m not really sure what is about those pants, but they really set her off,” said one friend who spoke on the condition of anonymity.  "If she even suspects that your jeans might actually be pajamas, she’ll clamp down on your leg in a blink.“

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Vintage Cat Toys Are Not to Be Played With

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Vintage Cat Toys Are Not to Be Played With

Give most cats a toy (or crumpled up piece of paper) and they’ll bat it around the room for hours.  But not so for Franny, a kitten from Queens, NY.  Franny is the proud owner of one of the largest vintage cat toy collections in the five boroughs.

“They just don’t make toys like that anymore,” said close friend Annibel Torres.  "The craftsmanship, the coloring, the lead paint –  okay, maybe not so much the lead paint.  But you just don’t find toys with that quality these days.“

However, those toys are to be enjoyed from afar; they’re not to be played with.  "Franny doesn’t really let anyone touch her collection,” confirmed Torres.  "You can look at them on the shelf all day long, but try to play with that Incredible Hulk figurine and she’ll claw your eyes out.“

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Kitten Finishes Doctoral Thesis

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Kitten Finishes Doctoral Thesis

After nearly three straight months of work, Jack the kitten has put the finishing touches on his doctoral thesis. The paper explores the relationship between socio-economic status and overall health, and will be reviewed by professors at Princeton University this fall.

“He just crashed as soon as he finished it,” says Cody Brinks, a friend. “I told him not to have all those energy drinks, but he wouldn’t listen.”

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Pomeranian Is Tumblr Mascot’s Biggest Fan

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Pomeranian Is Tumblr Mascot’s Biggest Fan

A Texas Pom named Kodo has a few things on his bucket list.

“Attending the Westminster Dog Show, dinner at the Rainbow Room on Valentine’s Day, and meeting Tommy the Pom,” says Audrey Payne, a source close to the situation.

He is arguably the Tumblr mascot’s biggest fan. Friends note his bedroom is covered in posters and other Tommy Pom memorabilia.

“Even though he may not get to meet him, a reblog on Tommy’s website would probably make his whole life,” Payne tells The Fluffington Post.