Cat Has Close Call With Productivity

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to reports, a cat named Abigail very nearly ended up doing something with her day before thinking better of it.

“You could tell she was contemplating it,” says May Randall, the cat’s owner. “It really looked like she was about to move away from the window and do something. But then she didn’t. It was really suspenseful.”

After the near-miss, Abigail is said to have sat in her favorite sunspot for another three hours before calling it a day.

“She had me on tenterhooks, alright,” says Randall. “That’s the fun part about cats. You never know when they’re going to almost do something – and then not do it.”

Via Brodingo.

PHOTO OP: Won’t Somebody Please Play With This Cat?

Via A.Shishido.

Kitten Cited for Cliché String Playing

After the county passed a “no clichés” ordinance last Spring, many local policy analysts called the measure “unnecessary” and “a waste of time.”  The general consensus was that so-called “public displays of cliché behavior” were too few and far in between for a law on the books.

Now a local kitten has been cited for the first violation of the county ordinance.  Oscar the kitty was reportedly caught in public playing with string in a manner that police called “extremely expected.”  

Oscar’s lack of creativity will likely cost him the maximum $130 fine allowed under the ordinance.

Via toby-won-kenobi.