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Hamster Shocked to Find Un-Frosted Mini Wheats in Bowl
James, an area hamster and food connoisseur, was “appalled” by what he found in his bowl yesterday evening, according to sources close to the situation.
“Plain mini wheats,” says Jacklyn Keppler, a family friend. “I mean, who in their right mind would eat un-frosted mini wheats? It just doesn’t make any sense. I have no idea how they ended up in James’s bowl, but we’re looking into it.”
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Guinea Pig Disaster Movie Announced
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
In what’s sure to be great news for fans of epic disaster films and guinea pigs, Warner Bros. Pictures has announced its latest offering in an official press release. Slated for Summer 2013, Piggies N’ Asteroids promises to be the blockbuster at least some of America was waiting for.
“We’re really excited about it,” says Chairman and CEO Barry Meyer. “There’s never been a film on this scale, with an all-guinea pig cast. We’re telling the story of an ordinary piggy asked to do extraordinary things, because of all the asteroids. It’s a very human drama. But with guinea pigs.”
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Terrier Suspended From Lakers Over Tussle With Kobe
A starting point guard (and Jack Russell terrier) named Cody has been suspended with pay from the Los Angeles Lakers after a disagreement with teammate Kobe Bryant got physical on the scrimmage court.
“They were both warming up, and the next thing I saw, Cody was all up in his face,” says Lakers assistant coach Don Comack. “Not sure who started it, but we had to separate the two and give Cody some time off.”
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