PHOTO OP: Official Couch Tester
Via @CestCC.
Cat Will Upgrade to New iPad
Cat Will Upgrade to New iPad
Chuckie, a cat from Binghamton, NY, is fed up with his first-generation iPad.
“It’s getting very slow, it doesn’t have a camera, and no retina display,” says Fran Newman, Chuckie’s friend and biggest technology advocate. “I mean honestly, how is he supposed to play Fruit Ninja on a Cortex-A8 processor?”
Chuckie is reportedly considering the 128 GB iPad, announced by Apple on Tuesday.
“He takes a ton of selfies with his iPhone, so the extra storage will be welcome when he gets a tablet with a camera on it,” says Newman.
Submitted by Jill Raponi.
REPORT: 12 Injured in Brutal Kitten Attack
REPORT: 12 Injured in Brutal Kitten Attack
The Associated Press reports that 12 people are wounded after a kitten went on a savage nibbling spree late Thursday afternoon. The unnamed kitten was apprehended by authorities shortly after one victim called 911. She is currently in “Time Out,” according to law enforcement officials.
“We were eating breakfast and she just came out of nowhere,” Ken Butler told the AP. “It was really frightening.”
While none of the injuries are reported to be life threatening, trauma counselors are on the scene to assist those affected.
Via nvrsoft.
PHOTO OP: Ferret Snuggles
PHOTO OP: Ferret Snuggles
Via @ackey_73.
Cat Cop Schools Kittens on Dangers of Catnip
Cat Cop Schools Kittens on Dangers of Catnip
By mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent
PORTLAND, OR – Officer George O’Tabby, a local officer in the CARE (Catnip Abuse Rejection Education) Program, is offering a free screening of the film Catnip: Egress to Oblivion? Wednesday night at 8 p.m. under the couch. The film is designed to educate young kittens on the dangers of catnip excess and prevent kitten participation in cat gangs.
While critics of the CARE program point out that it presents mistruths and distortions about catnip to young kittens, a source close to Officer O’Tabby stated “Despite the CARE program’s flaws, O’Tabby enjoys mentoring kittens and washing their faces. They are warm and snuggly – wait, that makes him sound kind of dirty. Forget I said that. Are you recording this?”
Officer O’Tabby’s precinct captain hastened to confirm that his ethics record is spotless, though not free of stripes. However, the captain declined to comment on rumors regarding a catnip stash in O’Tabby’s cap and nightstick.
Via Pawesome.