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Mouse Suspends Presidential Campaign
After a disappointing finish in the New Hampshire primary yesterday, Wimbley the mouse announced he is suspending his presidential campaign. The mouse spent over three months and $4 million campaigning in the state, holding over 75 town halls.
“He made the risky decision to skip Iowa and focus completely on New Hampshire,” said CNN political analyst Marylin Fry. “Unfortunately it didn’t work and there’s just no path to the nomination for Wimbley.”
According to sources close to the campaign, Wimbley was counting on being able to take a large percentage of the rodent vote in the Granite State. That vote is usually locked up by perennial candidate Vermin Supreme, whose name literally highlights his prowess among rodent voters.
Wimbley did not attract enough voters on his side, though, and ended up finishing behind Supreme by about 100 votes.
“That’s not actually so bad, though,” explained Fry. “I mean, Jim Gilmore also got fewer votes than Vermin Supreme, and Gilmore was a governor.”
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Doggy Date Ends Awkwardly
A date between two area dogs was going well, until one let his nose wander.
Friends say the two dogs, Rufus and Cleo, who met on Tinder, hit it off and were cruising toward a second date until Rufus started sniffing around in the middle of dinner.
“It was impulse,” said Travis Finnick, Rufus’s roommate. “He’s a very friendly dog. The waitress came over to refill their water dishes and of course he’s going to sniff her butt. He was just saying hello!”
Cleo’s friends don’t see it that way.
“It’s friendly, sure, but you have to put it in context,” said Charlene Lee. “They’re on a date. Keep your nose forward.”
She added, “There’s no other way to say this: Rufus is a dog.”
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