Cat Stiffs Pizza Delivery Guy

Chuck Fogarty claims a local cat refuses to tip for pizza delivery. The driver, who works at Vinny’s Pizza & Pasta on Harrison Avenue, delivered a pepperoni pie Tuesday night.

“This cat answered the door, I don’t know his name,” Fogarty tells The Fluffington Post. “He had pre-paid on a credit card but didn’t leave a tip or hand me any cash. Nothing. He just scowled at me as he closed the door.”

Upon hearing of the neighborhood cheapskate, The Pizza Deliverers’ Alliance spoke out.

“Doesn’t he understand that we make our living from tips?” says Joseph Camden, secretary for the Alliance. “It’s an affront. We’ve added his house to our new ‘No-Delivery Zone.’ He won’t be getting pizza anytime soon.”

Via Sydviciouz.

PHOTO OP: Cat Butts

Via @chobi0205.

STUDY: When the Working Day Is Done, 97% of Cats Just ‘Wanna Have Fun’

Psychologists at Dartmouth University have published a paper on feline stress. Their findings indicate that most cats – a whopping 97% – engage in some sort of playful activity at the conclusion of a working day. Why?

“They just wanna,” says Dr. Richard Berkus, the lead author of the paper. “They just wanna,” Dr. Berkus repeated, presumably for emphasis.

The study was conducted with a representative sample of 1,000 cats, many of whom have stressful day jobs.

“We found an overwhelming majority of cats like to relieve daily stress by letting loose and having fun,” says Dr. Berkus. “They want to be the ones to walk in the sun, you know?”

Via Sarah Ross. Originally published on HelloGiggles.