Kitty Regrets Spending Life Savings on Promoted Tweets

Though they are definitely part of the 1%, cats have never been known as great money managers.  They tend to come from old money, and they’re terrible at spending it wisely.

With the advent of the Internet, there are more ways than ever for cats to blow their fortunes.

It should be no surprise, then, that a cat named Aisha spent her entire life savings on promoted tweets. 

“What really boggles my mind,” said Joe Ramirez, a financial manager who attempted to dissuade the kitty from spending her money on the tweets, “is that she wasn’t even promoting anything that would make her more money. It was just jokes and memes.”

Aisha has moved back in with her mom. She did not wish to comment for this piece, except to convey that she regrets spending so much money on Twitter marketing.

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Cat Gets First Collar, Job, Own Apartment

Maisy has been an indoor cat for most of her life, but after turning five last week, she was informed that everything was about to change.  It’s time for Maisy to head outdoors.

“Our little girl is growing up!” gushed Melinda Williamson, who raised Maisy since she was a kitten. “She’s got her first collar, she’s going out on job interviews, and soon she’ll be moving out.”

While Maisy was a little scared at first to leave home, she’s warmed to the idea. 

“She’s five now, so it’s really time to cut the apron strings,” said close friend Amy Carrothers, 18, who will be heading off to college next fall. “Unfortunately, she didn’t have the grades to get into the same school as me, like we’d planned. But she’ll get a job, find a place. We’ll still see each other.”

According to Carrothers, Maisy is excited at the idea of being on her own and making all her own choices.

“If she wants to stay up all night eating cookie dough, she totally can now,” she said. “If she wants to sit around and nap in the sun all day, she can do that too. The world is her oyster.”

Via .K.