PHOTO OP: Nya!
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Kitten Cries Foul in Xbox Gaming Tournament
Kitten Cries Foul in Xbox Gaming Tournament
A kitten named Suzie has filed a formal complaint with officials at the Halo 4 World Championship Tournament after a scuffle with another player.
“She claims a competitor pulled the controller from her paws while she was playing,” says Robert Seneca, who has taken up the inquiry. “It was right as she was about to make an epic kill, too. We’re looking into it.”
The World Championship brings together the top ranked Halo players for an all-out death match ladder tournament. Reports indicate that Suzie was a favorite to win the top bracket, an honor that comes with $20,000 in prize money and the potential for lucrative endorsement deals.
“You can understand why she’d be so upset over sabotage like this,” says Seneca.
Via Meeko94.
PHOTO OP: Derp Face
PHOTO OP: Derp Face
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Puppy Stops to Smell the Flowers
Puppy Stops to Smell the Flowers
After he turned three, Wrigley the dog decided he needed to slow things down. That’s why he’s literally stopping to smell the flowers these days.
“He was running around like crazy, sniffing everyone at the dog park, barking at everything. It was starting to take a toll,” said Sally Chee, an acquaintance of the pup. “That sort of lifestyle is fine when you’re one or two, but at a certain point you have to slow down.”
These days, Wrigley likes long, leisurely walks in the park and quiet games of frisbee on the beach with close friends.
Via sandramaniuk.
Kitty’s Construction Business Mired In Red Tape
Kitty’s Construction Business Mired In Red Tape
When Cecil the cat decided to launch a home contracting business, he had no idea what a bureaucratic nightmare it would turn out to be. Months after incorporating the business, he has yet to serve a single client. What’s the hold up? Licensing.
“In order to be licensed as a general contractor in this state, you have to meet certain requirements,” explained Todd Cranston, a spokesperson for the state board of licensing. “The fact that Cecil is a cat and lacks opposable thumbs is a real safety hazard.”
For his part, Cecil has vowed to keep trying.
“He’ll take this fight to the courts if he has to,” said Avery Moore, a close friend. “Cecil is a great contractor – he helped me redo my bathroom last fall – and there’s no reason the state shouldn’t let him.”
Via kolesova.