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Starbucks to Offer $8 Kitten Latte
In an attempt to attract a higher end consumer, Starbucks has announced that it will begin to offer a new premium latte. The so-called “kitten latte” (actual menu name: Purriato) will come in two sizes: grande (one kitten) and venti (two kittens).
All that cuteness comes at a price, though. The grande Purriato will set you back $8, while a venti will cost $12 in most markets.
All kitten drinks will come with a saucer of skim milk.
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Bulldog Appointed Chief of Staff for First Dog Bo
The White House has announced the appointment of Buddha, a bulldog, to as the new Chief of Staff for First Dog Bo. The Obama family pet has been without a Chief of Staff since the start of the second term, so this political appointment is long overdue.
Buddha, who graduated suma cum puppy from Harvard, will help Bo set his second term agenda. Though the position of First Dog has no official powers, he is historically very influential in dictating national canine policy.
Among the issues the two are expected to tackle are closing puppy mills, harsher punishments for dog fight promoters, and an educational campaign aimed at dogs about the danger of chasing cars.
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Cat Superhero Lives in Cat-Shaped Cave
Everyone wants to know: who is Kitty Boy, the neighborhood’s newest crime fighter? While his identity is still a mystery, The Fluffington Post can report that Kitty Boy lives in a posh cat-shaped cave in an undisclosed location.
During an exclusive interview with the super hero, Kitty Boy showed us around his secret lair, which includes a stylized cat head-shaped entrance, multiple scratching posts, a napping chamber, and an interrogation room.
Our full interview will be posted next week.
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