PHOTO OP: Excuse Me?
Via omosango.
Dog Sends Clear Message to Her People
Dog Sends Clear Message to Her People
Magenta the dog just moved into a new apartment and she has a message for her roommates: “You can stay, but this is my house.”
What do her people think about that? There’s not much they can do.
“We split the rent evenly, but she pays most of the utilities,” said roommate Marvin Toleson. “She’s really got us over a barrel.”
Among the new house rules that Magenta has instituted: the TV will only be tuned to Animal Planet and no vacuuming while she’s around. She’s also created a variety of themed meal days during the week.
“I can live with Bacon Tuesdays,” said Toleson, “but I’m having a real hard time adjusting to Whatever You Find in the Backyard Fridays.”
Via magentathemutt.
PHOTO OP: All Bundled Up
PHOTO OP: All Bundled Up
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Cat Wreaks Havoc on the Living Room Seas
Cat Wreaks Havoc on the Living Room Seas
A cat named Leviathan is causing loads of trouble in the shipping lanes of the southern living room.
“At first we were grateful for Levi’s presence,” said Tom Snyder, safety officer for the Downstairs Commerce Association. “She was mostly going after the pirate ships that were already causing us trouble.”
But last week, the cat started attacking merchant vessels as well, and since Thursday, nothing has been able to get from the kitchen to the dining room without getting scratched up pretty good.
“We’re considering hiring a dog for protection,” said Snyder, “but that presents a host of other problems. Like, who has to walk him? And, what happens if he makes on the rug?”
Via olgapeterssss.
PHOTO OP: Napping Red Panda
PHOTO OP: Napping Red Panda
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