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Physicist Realizes He Has One Cat

May 20, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Physicist Realizes He Has One Cat

Theoretical physicist Dr. Darwin Templeton could not be sure how many cats he had until recently when he opened his bag and realized that he had one cat. “Until I opened the bag I had an indeterminate number of cats.  There was just no way for me to know if I had one cat, two cats, a thousand,” he told The Fluffington Post by phone.  "And were those cats alive? Dead? Zombies?  I really couldn’t be sure until I opened the bag and – bam! – one cat actualized and ceased to be in quantum superposition with all other possible cats.  So there it is, I have one living cat, apparently.  Now… if only he’d come out of the bag…“

Via Charles Huss. 

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