Nosey Cat Charged With Privacy Invasion
An area cat named Scooter will appear in court today to face one count of invasion of privacy. The prosecution alleges the cat snooped through Harold Zuk’s personal affects, including a suitcase, a sock drawer and email inbox.
“My client is a curious fellow,” says Cody Neil, attorney for the defendant. “But last I checked, curiosity isn’t a crime. Scooter had no malicious intent, and we will prove that at trial.”
Via rdulany.
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