
Dog Endures Milkbone Hangover After New Year’s Partying
Los Angeles pup Moose Bearclaw woke up with some regrets about last night’s reveling. According to eye witnesses, he had hopped between at least three different venues before gorging on Milkbones and passing out at his friend Mike’s house.
“He was rolling over, doing tricks, singing at the top of his lungs,” says Candice Mills, one party goer. “He was obviously pretty blasted.”
Mr. Bearclaw awoke this morning with a terrible headache, wearing the same outfit from the night before.
“It’s a good thing he’s off from work today,” says Mills. “There’s no way he could cut hair with that hangover.”
Submitted by Candice Kim.
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