Mr. Bump Pressing Charges Over Kitten Assault
After some urging from his attorney, Mr. Bump (of Mr. Men fame) has come forward with allegations that Marley the kitten savagely attacked him last Tuesday.
Bump had already been healing from prior injuries, making this beating all the more painful, according to sources.
“No one should stand for an attack like this,” says Kim Shoal, Bump’s attorney. “My client has the support of the entire egg-shaped man community behind him.”
Via Kayti Pendleton.
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