Mad Scientist Dog Invents Hyno-Goggles
Dr. Ranger, a Shiba Inu and mad scientist from Fresno, CA, has invented what evil watchdog groups are calling “hypno-goggles.” The glasses, which are specially designed for a doggy-sized head, reportedly allow the mad doctor to control the mind of anyone who makes eye contact with him.
It is unclear at this time what Dr. Ranger plans to do with his new gadget or whether he plans to use it for nefarious purposes. His track record bodes poorly for the city of Fresno, however. Two years ago the doctor unleashed a giant tennis ball downtown which crushed seven cars and caused millions in damage.
Via ranger_theshiba.
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